Jennifer Lopez

So, Jennifer Lopez & Ben Affleck aren't getting married. OH NO - WHAT WILL WE DO? Looks like Weird Al will get his way (lyrics from his Couch Potato Parody):

Wanna turn on "E.T." 'cause I'm a gossip freak
And I gotta know who J. Lo is marryin' this week
A 30 second spot
Then we come back to "Are You Hot?"
I was planning on recording "The Sopranos"
I forgot